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Old and Classy

Shannon. 23. They/them pronouns. Homestuck and other assorted fandoms. Lots of complaining about things I like. Strange ideas of what constitutes a cute animal. Accommodating if you need something tagged.

Probably not actually a quagsire IRL.

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May 23 '13
teratoaster:

mr-mundy:

Yes, good.

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May 23 '13

bfleuter:

Hiiiiiiiii!

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May 23 '13

novatoast:

bramblepatch:

I like the recent trend in flower crowns but what I want to know is why they’re all so pretty and tame and pastoral.

I want to go out and find buttonweed and foxtails and manky roadside clover and goats heads and make a flower crown out of that. I want a flower crown woven out of soft green shoots of blackberry vine. I want a flower crown that will leave me brushing burrs out of my hair.

And today on “I didn’t know there was a plant called ‘goat head’ “…

You should probably be glad you didn’t know. It’s an unobtrusive low-lying plant that grows well in dry, nutrient poor soil, with small, waxy leaves and tiny yellow flowers. The seed pods have a pair of quarter-inch long thorns on them that are fully capable of puncturing a bicycle tire - when I was a kid we had to get special solid rubber inner tubes for our bikes because you could not ride two blocks in my home town without popping a tire.

Stepping on a goat head barefoot is a special kind of hell.

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May 23 '13

sweetie-bot:

Chicken

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May 23 '13
magebird:

equiusfans:

yes that is exactly how conversations between homestucks go

i’ve had this conversation more than once i’m crying

I think you mean STRONG five

magebird:

equiusfans:

yes that is exactly how conversations between homestucks go

i’ve had this conversation more than once i’m crying

I think you mean STRONG five

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May 23 '13

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May 23 '13

cygnahime replied to your post: I like the recent trend in flower crowns but what…

I have spent way too much time extracting burrs from my hair to want this. On the other hand: make flower crowns for your rivals out of poison ivy for that Medea touch.

I should probably mention that I don’t have very much hair right now anyway, and I’m fairly certain that we don’t have much in the way of really clingy burrs around here

Tags: cygnahime

May 23 '13

I like the recent trend in flower crowns but what I want to know is why they’re all so pretty and tame and pastoral.

I want to go out and find buttonweed and foxtails and manky roadside clover and goats heads and make a flower crown out of that. I want a flower crown woven out of soft green shoots of blackberry vine. I want a flower crown that will leave me brushing burrs out of my hair.

13 notes Tags: I don't even know if half of this stuff grows around here

May 23 '13
instagrim:

i feel this on a spiritual level

instagrim:

i feel this on a spiritual level

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May 23 '13

tiny-puppy-teeth:

bramblepatch:

 

Well, they’re supposed to value learning, which isn’t necessarily the same thing as smart. Although I think you’re plenty clever!

(Anyway sorting has as much to do with what you’d want to develop in yourself as what traits you already have. If you don’t like your existing Slytherin-ish traits, the Hat probably wouldn’t put you in Slytherin.)

Also hon, even if I were willing to conceed that you are a “dillweed,” which I’m not… I mean, Ravenclaws include Padma Patil and Anthony Goldstein. Slytherin house doesn’t exactly have a monopoly on unpleasant.

Also wasn’t Gilderoy Lockhart a Ravenclaw?

I believe he was, yes.

Freaking Lockhart.

Maybe later I will write up a more comprehensive analysis of Ravenclaw values and behavior within the larger Hogwarts community but right now I need to go to bed.

30 notes (via tiny-puppy-teeth & oncelers-eyelashes)Tags: gnight all

May 23 '13

oncelers-eyelashes:

bramblepatch:

oncelers-eyelashes:

betatrolls:

oncelers-eyelashes:

Pretty much everyone on tumblr is a Slytherin and I’m just here like

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Ravenclaw~

ive seen a lot of hufflepuffs though

I rarely see anything besides slytherins honestly

I think Ravenclaws are actually pretty common, we just tend to be a bit quieter about ~house pride~ than the other houses, maybe because we are too busy reading big books and rolling our eyes at everyone else to get outwardly aggressive.

When I go to people blogs though I rarely see Ravenclaws. It’s always Slytherin with the occasional Hufflepuff here and there. I still don’t understand how I got Ravenclaw considering I hate reading as much as I do. (also I’m incredibly dim witted aren’t Ravenclaws supposed to be smart?)

 

Well, they’re supposed to value learning, which isn’t necessarily the same thing as smart. Although I think you’re plenty clever!

(Anyway sorting has as much to do with what you’d want to develop in yourself as what traits you already have. If you don’t like your existing Slytherin-ish traits, the Hat probably wouldn’t put you in Slytherin.)

Also hon, even if I were willing to conceed that you are a “dillweed,” which I’m not… I mean, Ravenclaws include Padma Patil and Anthony Goldstein. Slytherin house doesn’t exactly have a monopoly on unpleasant.

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May 23 '13

You are now a timelord

oncelers-eyelashes:

betatrolls:

supermattural:

silentsinger013:

grilledkarkats:

themaidofrageandgentlemen:

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name

21 followers, and my regeneration is Gamzee.

….

MY CURRENT REGENERATION IS GAMZEE.

GAMZEE MAKARA IS A TIMELORD NAMED THE PSYCHOLOGIST (Future job counts, yes? Or THE STUDENT).

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EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW HOLY SHIT.

So I’m 1,345 years old. God damn.

My companion would be themaidofrageandgentlemen

My regeneration would be Karkat, I’m okay with this.

My mom works at Walmart and Gas Station, and my dad is a Firefighter.

The Walmart? The Gas Station Attendant Or the Firefighter? No…. Please no.

If I would count in my future jobs that I’m thinking about, either the Nurse or The Artist.

I am 177 years old.

My companion is grilledkarkats.

My regeneration is me!  I like the way I dress. *adjusts bomber jacket*

My father is a Futurist, so the Futurist is the name I’d choose >w>

ok im 4,??? years old, my companion is michi, my regeneration is jack frost making an orgasm face, and my name is the paralegal

i wish i had artistic talent to draw this

Uhhh, 442, my companion is supermattural? (which im cool with hello there ) my regeneration is genis so i’m a twelve year old externally, and my name is the Supervisor?

270 years old, My companion is Square, my regeneration is the Onceler (hot damn), and my name is The Teacher

yeeeeeeeesss

Tune in for the amazing adventures of the universe’s only 539-year-old Quagsire Time Lord, the File Clerk, and their companion Mary.

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May 23 '13

oncelers-eyelashes:

betatrolls:

oncelers-eyelashes:

Pretty much everyone on tumblr is a Slytherin and I’m just here like

image

Ravenclaw~

ive seen a lot of hufflepuffs though

I rarely see anything besides slytherins honestly

I think Ravenclaws are actually pretty common, we just tend to be a bit quieter about ~house pride~ than the other houses, maybe because we are too busy reading big books and rolling our eyes at everyone else to get outwardly aggressive.

30 notes (via oncelers-eyelashes & oncelers-eyelashes)Tags: Ravenclaw Pride is best expressed by not rising to the Slytherins' bait

May 23 '13

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

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May 23 '13

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