dorkstrider:

bramblepatch replied to your post: i can never decide if i want dirk to have a…

what if he has a SBaHJ accent? and Roxy learned to talk from the carapacians and Jake sounds like he fell out of a 1920s radio drama and Jane is just like “why can none of you talk properly?” /)n(\

I think I just rendered Jimmy speechless and you know what, I’m gonna count that as a personal victory

The alpha kids all get together to hang out between quests

after the boys leave, Roxy turns to Jane and grabs her by the shoulders, all serious-like

jane

jane did you see the utilility belt

did yu see the down vest

the matching tattoos

janey we dodged a bullet

so we’re still waiting on a reveal of the Rogue god tier pajamas

but given the Prince, Page, and Maid pajamas

I think it’s safe at this point to say

that it’s the girls who wear the pants in the Alpha OT4

You know the more I think about it the more I kind of want to see Homestuck end with Jake not actually paired up with anyone because he has all the social grace of a wounded camel and never managed to stop thrashing around long enough to form a relationship.

And everyone else is just looking at the smoking wreckage of otherwise functional people he leaves in his wake and just being like …what is this shit.

I mean I love Jake to bits but wow.

colormekarkat:

nanna egbert

• raised by an evil batterwitch
• predicted the fate of earth years before it happened

jane crocker

• evades assassination attempts on a daily basis
• is heiress to a famous company

mom lalonde

• brilliant millionaire scientist
• built an entire lab beneath her mansion

roxy lalonde

• one of the last remaining humans on earth
• frequently gives food to her starving neighbors
• stood up to an entire fleet of giant drones by herself

bro strider

• cut a fucking meteor in half

dirk strider

• built several fully functional robots by himself
• raised himself

hass harley

• piloted a giant fucking ship around skaia for the hell of it
• is a world renowned explorer-naturalist-treasure hunter-archeologist-scientist-adventurer-big game hunter-billionaire extraordinaire

jake english

• got beat up by the robotic version of a guy who likes him
• yelled at himself about boners

(Source: sakuraoogami)