crack plotbunny: Dave becomes convinced that Rose has Alexandria’s Genesis.
Rose may or may not have encouraged this belief.
i tried to do fem!dave but i ended up kind of looking like a spoiled rich girl
>implying that isn’t what dave is
you guys realize dave used cinderblocks as tables
you realize dave lived in a fucking penthouse apartment in houston and had like two huge flatscreens and state of the art computers
pretty sure penthouses have more than one bedroom tho
bro slept in their living room on a futon for chrissake
Well, smuppets are canonically a “multi-billion a year enterprise,” but we don’t know how big the company is.
Plus, besides the fact that they’ve got some serious tech - audiovisual stuff notwithstanding, Bro’s got a goddamn rocketboard long before anyone fires up an alchemiter - given the degree to which Bro seems to know what’s going on, I would not be at all surprised if most of the proceeds from the smuppet franchise are immediately invested in SkaiaNet.
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and wow in retrospect it is really fucking obvious why Cronus ends up going pale for Dave
Dave buddy you are doing just about everything short of papping his stupid purple face
a moment of silence for what is possibly my favorite moment in homestuck
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While everyone else is drawing update art, I’m in my own little corner wondering how many times Dave has kicked himself for saying this stuff.
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Elemental wanted Karkat and Dave as power rangers.
Dave drew a dick on the inside of Karkat’s helmet ‘for morale purposes’.
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i have this headcanon that dave is albino and bro isnt he actually has this nice dirty-blond near-brown hair thing going on and it looks good on him
but he worries that dave will feel isolated b/c of his albinism so
bro starts to bleach his hair
to make him feel like white hair is ‘cool’
and it fucking works
Sweetest. Headcanon. Ever.
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transparent dave to drag around your dash!
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I only wanted to make some simple scribbles I could use for re-learning watercolours, it seems there was some slip of a hand.
Troll gods again, pale love triangle and a pale threesome.
Karkat gave up on trying to pick only one moirail. It didn’t discourage Gamzee and Kanaya from their competition for exclusivity, but at least they stopped trying to kill each other after he threatened he’ll ditch them for Eridan. Terezi, Aradia and Dave, on the other hand, are disgustingly pale all the time and sometimes send Karkat explicitly pale pictures with invites to join them.
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He lives in a major metropolitan area, he’s not going to sound like someone out of an old western. A Houston accent can actually be really mild.
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