Something for my girlfriend. The ship that brought us together. u_u
wow what a good ship
Honey-yellow blood drips around your fingers as you carry Sollux to your recuperacoon.
He’s in no condition to return home to his own.
As always, you’d managed to hurt Sollux more than you’d intended.
He coughs against your shoulder, the sound painfully fragile as he attempts to avoid shifting any more than he must to get the air out.
“You only broke…a few this time….douchebag.”
If he’s insulting you, it means he still cares. It is only when the insults cease that you must worry about the state of your relationship, and he’s so broken-up that even the act of breathing must hurt.
The fact that he’s making sure you know you still hold his affections makes your bloodpusher lurch. For the sake of his pride, you parry his words with a common admonishment.
“Shut the fuck up.”
He coughs again, harder, as you carefully maneuver him over the lip of the recuperacoon. His clothing will be ruined, but he’ll be alive. You will simply have to endure the daymares without sopor. You know you can do it, because you’ve done it before.
And when night falls, and he has recovered a bit more, he’ll drip sopor all over your hive, splashing green spades around your room, and you will remind him that if you catch him, you can cause him serious damage, and he won’t LET you catch him, until he’s ready to be hurt again.
You hate him so dearly.
If anyone was wondering how Orkneystuck!Equius lost that one ear, here’s your answer.
I got in an Orkneystuck mood and found this one Orcadian critter called a Nuckelavee, which is delightfully grotesque and I really wanted to draw it. Also, practice horses because horses are really hard!
So this results in Pucaquius beating up the Nuckelavee. It probably vaguely menaced Nepeta, which is not an action you take when Equius is around if you enjoy breathing.
Morning rebagle because no seriously Pi it was 2 AM
and also I guess this is kind of relevant to Draw A Centaur Day? Pfft whatever I’m gonna use it to draw Andalites again.
Aw man, I love the Nuckelavee. Seriously underrated monster.
people who like eridan but don’t try to excuse his actions
people who like gamzee but don’t try to excuse his actions
People who like Cronus and a) don’t excuse his actions and b) don’t blow his actions out of proportion
people who like equius but don’t take his rhetoric at face value
you messed with the wrong trolls, motherfucker
mal dis is so kawaii omfg
D —> Nepeta, are you ready for a STRONG combat
:33 < *ac is more than ready to claw this motherfuckers*
D —> Language
:33 < sorry…
Ah, a Nepeta who is almost as tall as Equius
Vriska asking Equius to make her doomsday devices and Equius deliberately sabotaging them. Vriska and Eridan both going to Equius for increasingly high-powered weapons to use against each other, which he equips with increasingly ridiculous side-effects. Equius trolling Nepeta mournfully to complain about them; Nepeta giggling ominously and taking notes “fur literary purrposes”.
What I’m trying to say is ONE DAY SOMEONE WILL WRITE MY ONE TRUE CLUB!
we need it
that’s too perfect
My favourite ‘rails! Haven’t drawn these two in a while, so this was just going to be an indulgent little squiggle before I got attached.
Equius does pushups, and Nepeta does sit ups so she can push his glasses back on to his face before they slip off.
Maybe my real ship here isn’t Eq x Nep but Nep x Eq’s Glasses…
/screams from cute/
perfect yes perfect