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Shannon. 23. They/them pronouns. Homestuck and other assorted fandoms. Lots of complaining about things I like. Strange ideas of what constitutes a cute animal. Accommodating if you need something tagged.

Probably not actually a quagsire IRL.

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Posts tagged Jane Crocker

Apr 9 '13

whoops I homestucked again

14 notes Tags: homestuck jane crocker jade harley roxy lalonde rose lalonde dollmaker

Feb 11 '13

thepioden:

annakotsu:

AnimeUSA SUNDAY

Character: Loli Jane Crocker 

Photographer: MixedMetaphor
Cosplayer: Annakotsu 

Wow look at this flawless Jane tho

1,163 notes (via thepioden & annakotsu)Tags: Jane Crocker Cosplay Homestuck This is pretty darn close to my headcanon Jane

Feb 9 '13

sunflowerwonder:

Step aside, Strilondes. There is clearly a superior family in Homestuck.

7,862 notes (via megidoki & sunflowerwonder)Tags: Gif Light Kingdom Dreamers Jake English Jane Crocker Jade Harley John Egbert I mean I love the Dark Kingdom Dreamers too but...

Feb 2 '13

fernacular:

Man who needs Jake anyway.

32,383 notes (via zemmer & fernacular)Tags: Homestuck Jane Crocker Dirk Strider

Jan 25 '13

discoveringhomestuck:

The 3 phases of reading Homestuck

16,621 notes (via discoveringhomestuck)Tags: p much homestuck upd8 jane crocker

Jan 24 '13

I have no excuses, only homestuck and dollmaker addictions.

Owlmaker

Beta kids here

4 notes Tags: Jane Crocker Jake English Dirk Strider Roxy Lalonde Alpha Kids Dollmaker homestuck

Jan 20 '13

Still using this dollmaker.

Homestuck’s human girls this time.

8 notes Tags: Rose Lalonde Roxy Lalonde Jade Harley Jane Crocker Dollmaker Bramble is a silly homestuck

Jan 16 '13
Sweet

phemiec:

An update fansong from Trickster Jane’s POV for your listening enjoyment. Download at soundcloud source. :)

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Hello, my candy coated darling, it’s your vanilla baby
I’ve come to say I love you and I always have
I find it so amusing, I used to be confused and
afraid that you would never love me back

But now I see that we were always meant to be
you and me forever planting lots of family trees
counting out our children, half a zillion at least
we’ll name the boys for you and we will name the girls for me

Hello, the sour peach of my skin, the sweetest poison icing
so tasty it could rot your teeth and brain
The chaotic consumption, the diabetic gumption
to do a thing like make me go insane

and leave this plane of reality completely
float among the clouds of pink and blue cotton candy
let’s blast into space and race around like airplanes
spreading multicolored chem-trails, soda pop and acid rain

Feels so neat! Never wanna be myself again, I just wanna be SW—E—ET!
Feels so fun! Never wanna come back down…

Goodbye to heartbreak on my birthday, annoying boys who hurt me
with all the stupid things they do and say
I can’t even remember, what I was so upset for
Spun sugar melts in water anyway

So no more crying, dry those tears, I’ll end your pain
Soon you’ll feel the cherry syrup running through your veins
Heaven is a grinning face with not a trace of shame
Take a taste of every flavour, favour anything but plain

Feels so neat! Never wanna be myself again, I just wanna be SW—E—ET!
Feels so fun! Never wanna come back down….

~

9,342 notes (via phemiec)Tags: Music Sweet Phemiec Jane Crocker Trickster Jane Trickster Mode homestuck

Jan 14 '13

In Which Karkat Vantas and Jane Crocker Marathon the First Season of Sherlock

homestuckpodfic:


Title: In Which Karkat Vantas and Jane Crocker Marathon the First Season of Sherlock
Author: bramblePatch
Reader: imageopalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: gen
Rating: Teen (for Karkat’s vocabulary)
Length: 6:17
Cover: [info]opalsong
Summary: Even the human fandom has recognized that it’s a love story. Karkat’s just disgusted that we’ve got them in the wrong quadrant.
Links: MP3
Archive Link


Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

10 notes (via homestuckpodfic)Tags: opalsong jane crocker karkat vantas podfic bramblefic

Jan 13 '13

zamii070:

hehehe someone suggested that I do a flipped version of this of this comic. and so i did C:

5,017 notes (via novatoast & zamii070)Tags: Gamzee Makara Jane Crocker Trickster Jane homestuck

Jan 13 '13

zamii070:

yOuR liFe WiLl nOw AnD fOrEvEr Be FiLlEd WiTh A wHoLe MoThErFuCkInG lOt Of GaMzEe :o) HONK HONK

3,454 notes (via novatoast & zamii070)Tags: Gamzee Makara Jane Crocker homestuck

Jan 11 '13

catstiel-angel-of-the-lord:

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this is why people are afraid of homestuck

(Source: merlinpendrag0n)

5,493 notes (via tyrannosaurus-regina & merlinpendrag0n)Tags: homestuck upd8 Trickster Mode Jane Crocker Horrorterrors

Jan 8 '13

Basically at this point we can assume that EITHER

  • Jane is confirmed for a fairly light, pinkish complexion which by default a lot of people are going to read as “white”

OR

  • Trickster Mode messes with the coloration of EVERYTHING, as evidenced by her pink hair and blue blush, in which case her usual skin tone is probably noticeably different from her trickster skin tone

11 notes Tags: UPD8 Trickster Mode Jane Crocker I've always been inclined to read the Egbert-Crocker-Harley-Englishes as vaugely SE Asian or Pacific Islander anyway with Jane and John being of fairer complexion than Jake and Jade Thus explaining why they're the ones who got held onto as publicly acknowledged heirs to a corporation in early twentieth century USA whi... ...while Jake and Jade were able to run off and seek their fortunes Betty held onto the more publicly 'appealing' kids for publicity sake SIGH

Dec 24 '12

fernacular:

Man who needs Jake anyway.

32,383 notes (via gaburincho & fernacular)Tags: Jane Crocker Dirk Strider Alpha Kids DirkJane babies

Dec 2 '12
roachpatrol:

I kind of hope that Homestucks aren’t going to be ‘those asshole gray kids with the buckets’ at conventions anymore. I really hope now they’re going to be ‘those asshole mustache girls who keep flipping tables’. 

roachpatrol:

I kind of hope that Homestucks aren’t going to be ‘those asshole gray kids with the buckets’ at conventions anymore. I really hope now they’re going to be ‘those asshole mustache girls who keep flipping tables’. 

(Source: the-prodigal-tsun)

10,849 notes (via phemiec & the-prodigal-tsun)Tags: GIF Jane Crocker Upd8