shit why am I suddenly plotbunnies about Roxy and motherhood and possible growing-up-under-the-Batterwitch-related infertility
whoops I homestucked again
- Ronron Ron: i wonder who chihiro would be friends with
- Ronron Ron: sollux would probably weird her out
- Ronron Ron: bless his bloodpusher
- Shannon: I could see Roxy totally adopting Chihiro
- Ronron Ron: omg yes
- Shannon: or I mean she and Dirk could talk AIs
- Ronron Ron: yesss
- Shannon: I think of the two the AR is probably a more sophisticated program, but Chihiro actually has a better idea of what makes Alter Ego tic?
- Shannon: but yeah I think we can just make Chihiro an honorary Strilonde
Dirk kissing Roxy does not mean he likes her at all.
Dirk refusing to resort to punching Roxy to get her away from him does not mean he’s romantically interested in her.
Dirk repeatedly stating that he does not feel that way for her means he does not feel that way for her.
Dirk is not in love with Roxy.
Dirk doesn’t even have the slightest inkling of romantic attraction for her, which he’s said, multiple times.
That update was basically one big bout of sexual harrassment on Roxy’s part, even if induced by crazy juju powers.
Dirk made it clear he didn’t want it. He threatened to hurt her with his sword, but couldn’t bring himself to hurt his friend in the end.
Literally the only reason he kissed her is because he convinced himself he would be uncapable of feeling happiness if he didn’t join his friends in their candy-crazed insanity.
If you find that at all cute, I really don’t want to associate with you as a fellow Dirk/Roxy shipper.
Roxy is the only girl I can ship Dirk with, but this tag is actually making me sick with how many people are happy with that kiss.
Dirk just consented to marry and have babies with a girl he clearly doesn’t love, because he thinks there’s no other choice.
That should not make you happy.
okay hold UP
THE LAST TIME WE DISCUSSED FOOD IT WAS ACTUALLY A WEIRD CULINARY LINGO 4 DISIZZLE AND MYSELF
SO BY THIS KNOWLEDGE OF COTTON CANDY GENERALLY BEING PINK AS WELL AS A SKY BLUE
YOU MUST BE REFERRING TO CROCKER BARREL AND MYSELF
A BRAVE ROGUE NEVER BACKS DOWN, HOWEVER
I MUST VENTURE FORTH
aww hey das aschully p cute
i just uh
spose we’ll continue
IT WAS THAT ONE FUCKIN TIME OK
SECRET SANTA! AND ITS FOR LALO-ARUTAN!
este fue el primer santa secreto de mi vida y la verdad que no tenia mucha idea de como hacerlo… el pedido era simplemente los alpha kids haciendo algo juntos… así que…
no me pude decidir :S