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the human version of Troll Lord Byron
statements that i’m glad exist
Hey Bramble, so what if I just ship all of the trolls in one huge pale poly pile? Like a big sleepover where everyone brings their hairbrushes, eats pizza and paints each others nails. Then they cuddle in small groups and have feelings jams, the groups slowly reforming over time until they all fall asleep curled up together? And what if I ship the beta and alpha kids in groups like that too? I just guess that my instinct when it comes to shipping is to just ship everyone in a cuddley poly-blob.
Oh man I am all about polyblob slumber party shenanigans. What if we just put all the trolls and kids in one mega-pile, and throw the cherubim in for good measure? (Assuming dream bodies or time shenanigans or something to allow both of them to attend)
Karkat attempts to ~organize~ everything for a while, until Jade and Nepeta conspire to knock him over and sit on him until he lightens up.
Everyone but Jake understands that Meenah was mostly joking when she suggested underwater cuddles, and he spends like half an hour emphatically explaining to her why this is a bad idea for the vast majority of those present, while she has an increasingly difficult time keeping a straight face.
Terezi loses a fight with the smoothie machine (she swears she won) and the Crocker-Egberts kind of facepalm in tandem and declare that no one is allowed in the kitchen without at least one of them supervising.
Everyone makes a hasty pact to never, ever mention how adorable it is when Eridan and uu fall asleep on each other, in the interest of not getting stabbed and/or blown up.
It’s hard to say which is more surprising: that Roxy has convinced Gamzee that science is pretty ok after all, or that the concoctions the two of them are producing are pretty palatable.
Kanaya and Rose get a hold of Calliope. Makeovers ensue. (Jade-blood and gothy makeup turn out to be really very flattering on a cherubic complexion.)
And so on.
Actually, I was thinking just more like dyed Lemon Meringue Pie. That’s what it looks like to me. But, I dunno how to make even plain lemon m pie, or maybe in this case, lime? I was not suggesting anything green in nature to us or that would likely be cooked in brownies. I’d like to sometimes, but I plan on getting a fucking job someday. They’re all tightasses about it. But, I don’t really NEED anything either. I turn into either a zombie or a loud asshole when medicated, so no, I wouldn’t even LIKE myself that way. I guess it’s different for everyone. You seem to be doing well without it, though. I FUCKING KNOW NOT TO BREAK THIS, GAMZEE. BESIDES IM NOT EVEN THAT STRONG. ITS NOT LIKE IM FUCKING EQUI- ERR NEVERMIND. JUST DISREGARD THAT. ANYWAYS THIS LAPTOP WAS PRETTY EXPENSIVE. I MEAN WE FUCKING HAD TO SPLIT IT. Hey, Karkat? I was rereading what you typed earlier. WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT IT? What’s a pailbro? A PALEBRO IS THE BEST FRIEND WHO MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER OR SOME SHIT. No, I’m talking about PAILbros. That’s what you typed. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABO- OH SHIT. FUCK THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT TO TYPE. I MEANT PALEBRO. THAT WAS THE WORST TYPO I HAVE EVER FUCKED UP HERE. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Holy shit, man, I think it is you that needs to calm the fuck down. SHUT UP. I MADE SOME SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP IMPLICATIONS HERE. I don’t think he noticed though. OH. FUCK I JUST MADE THIS WORSE. I dunno, that was kinda funny. DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE LAUGH AT MY SOCIAL FUCKUPS. So, anyways, that fandom I’m in, the comic, it keeps updating massively. IT KEEPS HAPPENING. INCLUDING JUST NOW.
HaHa, tHaT’s oK ThEn. Yeah, uh, Gamzee? Humans don’t really have access to sopor anyway. Makes it a little hard to actually start baking up sopor pie. sHiIiIiT, ReAlLy? i gUeSs i kInDa kNeW ThAt, jUsT WaSn’T GeTtInG My tHoUghTfUl oN. ReAl SoRrY I Up aNd sNaPpEd aT YoU, PaN, ThAt wAsN’t cOoL On mE. PaRt oF ThE WhOlE SoPoR IsSuE I GuEsS, I AiN’t aLwAyS ReAl gOoD At fIgUrInG WhErE ThE MoThErFuCkInG HoLeS In mY CrAnIuM Be uNtIlL I’m aLrEaDy fAlLiNG DoWn tHeM. :o( TwEeN Me aN KaRkAt wE UsUaLlY Do oK KeEpInG Me oN ThE MiRaClE SiDe.
aNd yOu sHoOsH, KaRkAt, i uP AnD MoThErFuCkInG KnEw wHaT YoU MeAnT. YoU ThInK I WoUlDn’T NoTicE If yOu sTaRtEd fLiPpInG ReD On mE? YoU AiN’t tHaT GoOd aT HiDiNg yOuR FeEls, bRo. lEaSt, nOt fRoM Me. <>
Oh, man, those updates, right? Although I could wish for someone to show up sooner rather than later. *pokes Gamzee* WhAt? sHiT, SiS, YoU KnOw yOu’Re jUsT GoNnA CrY WhEn i dO ShOw mYsElf.