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prayforpredators replied to your post: shake it out is such a good handmaid song…
these are feelings I totes agree with
And I’m ready to suffer and I’m ready to hope / It’s a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat / ‘Cause looking for heaven, found the devil in me
==> Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and sometimes you wear DRESSES.
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and sometimes you wear dresses. Today’s piece is a simple black thing with a teardrop cutout and lace along the hem. Your nails are shit, because of fucking COURSE they must be—someone out there hates your guts.
And then the respiteblock door opens.
“So Rose finally figured out the recipe for AJ, and I gotta say—”
Dave pauses when he sees you, and there is a long moment of silence. You can’t see his eyes behind his shades, but you know how he feels about “men being men” and dresses and all that good shit.
He’s gonna say something stupid, you just know it.
Then again, he always says something stupid, but this’ll be worse.
You feel yourself fidgeting, because you’re not sure what to do, and after another moment, he comes up with his deadpan response to your appearance.
“Oh no, you’re hot.”
He’s out of the door before your shoe hits it, but you weren’t TRYING to hit him, anyway. His voice wafts in from the hall.
“So if you want some AJ, you better come get it while it’s cold.”
“Go AWAY, you bilgesucking puss-factory!”
“Oh Karkat, I never knew you cared.”
You smile fondly at your foot, propped on the edge of your chair, not really seeing it.
That went better than expected.
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yes that is exactly how conversations between homestucks go
i’ve had this conversation more than once i’m crying
I think you mean STRONG five
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I am just going to casually make people aware of the Homestuck Shipping World Cup while not so casually goading, bribing, and coercing you into joining my team, which is definitely the best team (in my utterly empirical and unbiased opinion).
In short, I am asking you to join the winner of the HSO ‘Best Use of Revolution as a Hatesexy Set Piece’ award
(no really)
(we got a banner)
Team Grand Highblood <3< Summoner!
Reasons you should join this team:
- All the team members are total babes! (By joining this team your babe quotient will increase tenfold)
- Spades ships are rare and unique endangered species! Do you part and nurture a kismesis team today!
- We take ourselves super seriously all the time (dressing the GH and Summoner in drag/setting them in troll Starbucks in the afterlife/maid cafe AUs are very very serious).
- The Summoner is a babe! Who doesn’t want to write/draw/make questionable fanwork choices about the Summoner? Uncool people that’s who.
- Our friendleader is awesome and also gets shit done. This team achieves the fuck out of stuff.
- All the cool kids are doing it. C’mon, just one won’t hurt (this is a lie) (it hurts a lot) (the Grand Highblood is involved please don’t tell me you expected anything else).
- I tend to draw pornspirational posts mid-round to keep spirits and motivation up. So I mean if you join you might get exclusive images of Summbutt rendered in loving detail. My might I mean will. I will draw a lot of Summbutt.
Signal boosting this again, because we still need at least one more member of the team. Come on, people! Join the team for the most epic blackrom ship of all time (OF ALL TIME!)! Work/hang out with some really awesome people! Validate my choice to participate in group projects for once!
Team Grand Highblood<3<Summoner. Because if the downfall of planetary Alternian civilization isn’t sexy, I don’t know what is.
I am just going to casually make people aware of the Homestuck Shipping World Cup while not so casually goading, bribing, and coercing you into joining my team, which is definitely the best team (in my utterly empirical and unbiased opinion).
In short, I am asking you to join the winner of the HSO ‘Best Use of Revolution as a Hatesexy Set Piece’ award
(no really)
(we got a banner)
Team Grand Highblood <3< Summoner!
Reasons you should join this team:
- All the team members are total babes! (By joining this team your babe quotient will increase tenfold)
- Spades ships are rare and unique endangered species! Do you part and nurture a kismesis team today!
- We take ourselves super seriously all the time (dressing the GH and Summoner in drag/setting them in troll Starbucks in the afterlife/maid cafe AUs are very very serious).
- The Summoner is a babe! Who doesn’t want to write/draw/make questionable fanwork choices about the Summoner? Uncool people that’s who.
- Our friendleader is awesome and also gets shit done. This team achieves the fuck out of stuff.
- All the cool kids are doing it. C’mon, just one won’t hurt (this is a lie) (it hurts a lot) (the Grand Highblood is involved please don’t tell me you expected anything else).
- I tend to draw pornspirational posts mid-round to keep spirits and motivation up. So I mean if you join you might get exclusive images of Summbutt rendered in loving detail. My might I mean will. I will draw a lot of Summbutt.
Hey there friends you should all join this team because it is a really great team.
I have never done shipping olympics/world cup before, will you hold my hand and pat me reassuringly on the head while I flail about not knowing what the fuck is going on?
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For the new meme thing in which others give you a series and you say who you would and would not trust with a baby: Homestuck? Dangan Ronpa?
Ironically my number one Homestuck character I would not trust with a baby is Gamzee, one of the few characters in the comic who has had care of a baby. And we all saw how that turned out.
For DR, Junko stands out as “holy shit don’t give her a kid.”
But let’s be real, for either fandom, most of the cast should probably not be allowed within arm’s reach of a baby. Some of them might manage coparenting without totally fucking up but none of them ought to have sole custody of a baby.
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
NO GAMZEE STOP I DON’T WANT TO
NO NO NO LEAVE ME ALONE
I CAN GET FAYGO HERE IT’S FINE
Yeah these “imagine your favorite character” posts don’t have quite the same appeal when our favorite character is a complete failure of a sentient being.
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other homestuck fanfiction i dream of people writing:
in depth articles written by trolls about why other trolls are writing fanfiction porn unrealistically, complaining about unrealistic expectations of troll sex. thats more tentacles than is plausible. most peoples horns arent really that sensitive, this is ridiculous. you wouldnt survive that much blood loss. nobody’s crotch tentacle is actually that strong. you cant fill a bucket all the way with one person, you have obviously never actually pailed anybody. your sexy descriptions of the exoticised heat of lowbloods’ bodies exaggerate how warm yellowbloods actually are, which you would know if you had ever touched a lowblood in real life
yes please
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sionnachsskulk replied your post Bramble has meant to learn circular gallifreyan for a while now, along with alternian and also dinotopian footprint script, but unfortunately they are too much of a lazy ass to do so.
I think the Alternian font is just the Daedric(sp?) alphabet mirrored and flipped upside down, actually.
It totally is. That doesn’t mean I can read or write it with any fluency, though.
Someday I will teach myself and then you all will have to sit through me demonstrating what all of my fantrolls’ penmanship is like.
hands down, my pbj folder has some of the most quality art in it
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