- TYPE YOUR URL: bramblepatch
- TYPE YOUR URL WITH YOUR ELBOW: brtsamblerp;sgtc hn
- TYPE YOUR URL WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: bramblepatch
- TYPE YOUR URL WITH YOUR CHIN: vbra n ,del;ZAvgf b n
- GENTLY PUT YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: 7 u
- would get most upset over being friend zoned: Lauren Mallard
- is allergic to eggs: Whichever station intern gets sent to investigate something egg-related, probably
- would most likely fall down the stairs: Hiram McDaniels. You try navigating small spaces when you’re literally a five-headed dragon (who cares)
- would be the most surprised reading homestuck: It takes a while to convince Cecil that the comic is, in fact, fiction
- still laughs at overused tumblr memes: Steve Carlsberg
- browses tvtropes.com several hours a day: the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home
- curses every 5 sentences: Hiram McDaniels again, but only his green head
- reuses their clothes the day after putting them in the laundry: Tamika Flynn. It’s hard finding time to do laundry while leading an armed uprising from the sand wastes.
- cried upon finding porn of themselves on the internet: Trish Hidge
I have never finished SDR2 so let’s just stick with the first game’s cast
- would get most upset over being friend zoned: You’d think it was Leon but no. It’s Junko. How is she supposed to be weirdly controlling, alienate your family, cheat on you, break up with you in a humiliatingly public way, and then stalk you in an increasingly threatening manner if you won’t go out with her in the first place?
- is allergic to eggs: Celes
- would most likely fall down the stairs: Aoi. Don’t worry, she’s fine!
- would be the most surprised reading homestuck: Mondo has no idea what the fuck he’s reading. On the other hand, the “Mondo Oowada Reads Homestuck” blog, as curated by Leon and Chihiro, has several thousand followers.
- still laughs at overused tumblr memes: Naegi
- browses tvtropes.com several hours a day: Hifumi tries to pass this off as “professional research.”
- curses every 5 sentences: Yeah uh this one’s Mondo.
- reuses their clothes the day after putting them in the laundry: Touko
- cried upon finding porn of themselves on the internet: Kiyotaka
Ok, just did Homestuck, let’s do Digger
- would get most upset over being friend zoned: Grim Eyes was utterly insufferable the first time a boy turned her down. Or at least she was for about ten minutes until Boneclaw Mother did The Thing on her.
- is allergic to eggs: Trader Manuel. He likes to pass it off as eggs being inadvisable to carry into certain places but really no. He’s allergic to them.
- would most likely fall down the stairs: Surka has turned “falling down the stairs” into a competitive sport. She is the unvanquished champion of said sport.
- would be the most surprised reading homestuck: I’m not sure who got Jhalm to read Homestuck or how, but he’s utterly baffled and suspects that it may be heretical in nature.
- still laughs at overused tumblr memes: Grim Eyes. She quotes them IRL, too.
- browses tvtropes.com several hours a day: Vo. Don’t tell the acolytes.
- curses every 5 sentences: Surka can curse in languages which did not previously have swear words.
- reuses their clothes the day after putting them in the laundry: I’m not sure how many changes of clothes Murai even has. She’s careful about hygiene but she almost certainly re-wears her robes between washing them.
- cried upon finding porn of themselves on the internet: Ed. Digger is currently trying to hunt the artist down and kick their ass.
- would get most upset over being friend zoned: did you mean the entire Ampora bloodline’s canonical arc
- is allergic to eggs: Dave. It’s ironic, by Strider standards
- would most likely fall down the stairs: again. Dave. Canonically.
- would be the most surprised reading homestuck: Gamzee
- still laughs at overused tumblr memes: like half the cast but especially John
- browses tvtropes.com several hours a day: Aranea
- curses every 5 sentences: literally everyone except Equius
- reuses their clothes the day after putting them in the laundry: Vriska
- cried upon finding porn of themselves on the internet: Karkat. Probably also Dave. Unless said porn is Davekat and then Dave is suppressing his tears for the sake of tormenting Karkat.
Replace the vowels in your URL with “oodle”
type these words into your music library and name the first song that appears
Love: “All for Love” by Serena RyderHate: “Hate Lives in a Small Town” by VoltaireLight: ”Candlelight” from the Homestuck for the Holidays fan albumDark: “Dark Funk” from the Land of Fans and Music 2 homestuck fan albumGood: ”Goodness Shall Prevail” by DeathmøleBad: “Jade Aubade” from LoFaM2Smile: no resultCry: “Biophosphoradelecrystalluminescence” from Homestuck Vol. 5Girl: “Did It for the Girl” by Greg BatesBoy: "Coin-Operated Boy" by The Dresden Dolls
I CAN HAS OLD MEMES? - a playlist for the inexplicable breakdown of linear time in the blogosphere
The Hampster Dance Song Hampton the Hampster / The Mysterious Ticking Noise / Neil Cicierega / Dragostea Din Tei O-Zone / Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley / Caramelldansen (Speedycake Remix) Caramell / They’re Taking the Hobbits to Isengard Erwin Beekveld / Everybody To The Limit Strongbad / Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! daniwellP
Replace every one of the vowels in your URL with O
Tyrion Lannister, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Sarah Silverman.
This can only go horribly right.
Dexter Morgan, Batman, and Sarah Silverman
THERE’S NO WAY WE CAN FUCK UP NOW
The Doctor, Darth Vader, Angelina Jolie
no my team was awesome before I got to Angelina I don’t accept this birthday
OH SWEET! I did this on Facebook but now it’s here too and I’m still wearing my yellow shirt! Tyrion, John Stewart and Wolverine.
TBH Wolverine is doing all the work and I’m just enjoying talking to Tyrion and John.
Abby Sciuto, Spock, and Kim Kardashian
The Doctor, Mike Tyson, and Darth Vader. I think I am pretty goddamn safe. Space fists, real fists, and then invisible fists.
Dr. Gregory House, Batman and Jackie Chan SDLFKJ JACKIEEEEEEE.
Tyrion Lannister, Mike Tyson and Iron Man.
DIS GUN B GUD.
Walter White, Harry Potter, and Stephen Colbert
meth, magic ,and ‘murica
House, George Takei and Hulk oh ok. Lotsa science. Solve all problems. And then when all else fails Bruce Banner hulks out that’s gr8. very good
the doctor, steven colbert and wolverine. oh hell yes
Dexter Morgan, Batman, and Stephen Colbert.
I give it a 70% chance that Dexter and Bruce turn on each other, and if that happens, Stephen and I am pretty much screwed.
Your Trollsona’s Name
FIRST NAME: The first two letters of your first, middle, and last names
SURNAME: The last two letters of the same names
If you don’t have a middle name or that combination makes no sense, use the first three letters of your first/last name, etc. Don’t worry about overlap.
temalh leieux. that’s p cool.
Liamha Eyston. Ooh, I actually like that…
I can work with that.
My troll surname looks like a battle cry.
or Naurki Eliark if i use my second middle name instead of my first :0
I’m not entirely sure that’s pronounceable